One Pill Makes You Shorter, One Pill Makes you Tall – Two Pills Make You Think You Can Say Anything At All

Six Questions not asked; but need be asked;

First Question. To  Crown Prince MbS; “Where is your suit? Do you think you can come to The White House just dressed in a sheet?”

Second Question: To Marjorie Taylor Green: “How come you suddenly sound so intelligent? Only a few weeks ago you were talking about Gazpacho (for Gestapo) and “…people die in the cold. This Earth warming and carbon is actually healthy for us. It helps us to feed people, it helps keep people alive.”…and now you sound like an Elite College Graduate…What happened ? Is there a pill we can take to do the same?”

Third Question: To congresswoman Lauren Boebert:  “How come you suddenly sound so intelligent? Is there a pill we can take to do the same?”

Fourth unasked question. To Pete Hegseth: “When you were being vetted by the Senate for Secretary of Defense, you said if confirmed, you would stop drinking. How is that working out for you? Which program do you use?  Is there a pill involved?

Fifth Question: To RFK jr. Scott Bessent, et al: “Can you take the pills that Greene & Boebert are taking, or are they only for females?

Sixth Question: To any MAGA supporters: “Do you think people who say to our soldiers they should not obey illegal orders should be executed?”

However, the ‘Press’ has been under pressure lately, pressure not to ask certain questions. Since the ‘Press’ has to evolve, I suggest they look into asking some of the following:

1. If you got to choose your name, what would it be? 2. What TV show would you not want to be in? 3. Do you have a secret talent? Can you do it right now? 4. When you were a kid, what name did you give your favorite stuffed animal? 5. If you had a pet parrot, what would you teach it to say? 6. If you could make the ultimate sandwich, what would be on it?

 Me? I would choose ‘Christopher’ and I don’t want to be in on FOX and I can crack my knuckles and I’m doing it now…”Peter” was my favorite stuffed rabbit. My parrot would say she wanted a cracker. PP&J is the ultimate sandwich – on soft valueless white bread. Can I count on your vote?

 

 

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