This is a ‘PITCH” for creating The Episodic series of: “THE APRESIDENTICE – A day in the life of The President”©
The concept is to show – on the one hand – the idyllic version of the Trump Presidency – as we think He would like it to be shown – and then with another telling – to show the Man, as we assume he actually is…This is an advertiser’s dream…we could sell “Merch” for the ‘Love Festers” and the ‘Haters’…we are contacting our ‘Game’ people who will attach an inter-active capacity to the show – where the viewer can register Emoji approvals, likes, dislikes etc. It will be the funnest. Version #1…Words come across the screen: “I have a very busy schedule, and I’m always working. The media doesn’t show how much I actually do in a day.” -White House published schedule
- An alarm clock shows: 5:30 a.m. POTUS leaps out of bed, after kissing and hugging his sleeping wife. …(dissolve) Re-open into a bathroom scene…we see through a steamy shower door the President singing “YMCA”…doing his famous dance.
- 6:00 a.m. POTUS enters the Oval Office…looks around, yells in an assertive manner “Where is my “Daily Brief? …Where is my Defense Minister? My Chief of Staff? It is already Six for Goodness sake. I have a country to run and make things great again!” (A Black waiter enters with a tray of health bars and a glass of O.J.) POTUS takes a sip of juice and a bar and nods appreciation to the waiter.) The Chief of Staff and Defense Minister come in bowing and scraping. The Chief of staff is a voluptuous Blonde. The Defense minister is wearing A Prussian military outfit. The Press Secretary enters….also a voluptuous Blonde – only younger than the other one. She whines, “I have cancelled all my press meetings with the lying press for the day…Can I go home now?”
- “Go home Darling. You look great today” (She blows him a kiss and exits.
- “Now! Tell me about the Daily Brief!” …(Scene dissolves….6:02 a.m. The words cross the screen… WHAT REALLY OCCURRED THIS MORNING. Version #2 : We see POTUS stumble out of bed after 9:30…alone, maybe a big ballon doll remains in the bed, depending upon who picks up the show …(Dissolve) …into the Oval Office it is now 10:30…Three men are in the room, all in suits all with serious scowling features … “Quick” one of them commands “Pile these Executive Orders on the Resolute Desk…When he comes in we’ll have him sign them. Don’t worry about him reading them…Just make sure the photographer takes pictures. Where’s the waiter with his Coke and cookies? Get that Press Secretary in here…he likes to look at her…and then get her the hell out before she takes control of the room.” Enter POTUS; Slow-walking, ” Did you see Fox News this morning? I looked great. What’s up? Where’s what’s her name, the press girl?” He grabs a coke from the waiter. (Does not acknowledge the service.)….“What day is it? Can we fly to Mar Lago yet? Or do we still have to do some more million dollar lunches to do for Bitcoins or whatever they are?…Don’t let that CIA guy in here with his daily brief…I know more about intelligence than anybody…when are we going to get rid of that agency anyway?” Dissolve back to Version #1 “7:00 A.M.” POTUS is at the Resolute desk….signing Executive orders and holding them up for the photographer… The Clock hands roll to 8:00…Potus gets up from the desk an, takes the nearby bible and welcomes that priest woman who speaks in tongues…she gives a short prayer blessing Potus and the Great American people who voted for him and then speaks in tongues to the amazement of everybody in the room. To be cont’d…
That’s it for the week…and a Hello to Avril & Gordon…we know where you are..
