I have an idea which could make me millions. But first, some background: You know how the President keeps throwing one good idea after another into the Zone? (Or throws so much spaghetti against the wall you cant’t see the wall anymore for the spaghetti?) No one individual can come up with so many good ideas as he presents, like: Building two Battleships (even though we stopped building them in 1947 because they are no longer a viable weapon)…and showing him standing on the poop deck in a drawing, or Starting a war against Venezuela – and saving us 25,000 American lives – “maybe more” – a day, or renaming the Kennedy Center or the Peace Building, or building an Arch de Trump which will make the Arch de Triumph look tres ordinaire. He is too busy posting on X to come up with all this by himself…so, he must be gifted by good ideas from his fans…and then uses them to our advantage. Well, here is my idea: You know how we write: “Merry X-Mas”? I say in 2026 we take the X out of X-Mas …and put in the word “Trump” in its place. Use “Merry Trump-Mas” instead. The President would like this since it recognizes his generosity…aka the $1,000 dollars he wants to give to legally born U.S. babies, or the Sovereign Wealth Fund he wants to create to benefit us all and so on. Also, it would help secure his name recognition in the Great Beyond. …I have other good ideas: All Government drawings of the Nativity scene henceforth could show the “Three Kings” resembling the President and his sons…make that 4 kings or five kings, if you want Barron and Jared in there. How do I get paid? I don’t want Bitcoins…I think they are a Hoax…even though they might have made our President more money in one year than all our former Presidents have made in all their lives. I don’t want an invitation to the new Ballroom dinner dances or a box at the Trump/Kennedy center. I want a bag full of those those Trump Silver dollars..which will be taken out of production in future administrations and will go crazy in the Collector’s aftermarket….
Hope you received one doll under the tree – that’s all you need….
