The late Burt Reynolds is said to have said something to the effect “You can only hold your stomach in for so many years.”
A) Burt was wrong; The period you can hold it in for is shorter than he says.
B) Anyway, that was easy for Burt to say. Movie stars get paid a lot of money to hold their stomachs in; unlike the rest of us who have sit around all day while we work for a living. The proof of this is in the pudding.
C) But you can still hold your stomach in for when you go out – however, you must go out for only a short time.
D) Who cares about their stomachs bulging out anyway? We have bigger problems than our stomachs in this life – at least some of us do.
Amen to that.