No updates on Noteflix’s production of “Troubles in the Garden” due to our sympathy for the Writers Strike. However, we offer this photo which might inspire some of our readers to take a breather from it all and “Go Beach” or do something like that, which might help you take your mind off all the crazy people and anxiety inducing events of the day. Hopefully, our cast of critters will be able to return to our story soon…and all will return to Normal.
STRANGE THINGS NEVER SPOKEN OF TO ME BEFORE:
- I have just read that I can make up to over $740 a day by practically doing nothing all day long. All I have to do is pay a small amount of money (i.e.,”Paywall”0 and ‘They’ will tell me how I can do it. in some cases ‘They’ say all I have to do is listen to music, or review some shows & stuff – all while sitting in my chair. Sounds good. Better than work even. All I need is to find the $7 or whatever it is to pay for the secret.
- I also learned that if I’m over 60 the U.S. government will pay me over $3500 in a credit card if I just fill out ‘the form below’ by 5 O’clock tonight. Ooops, is that EST? or California time?
- There are: ‘Secret’ formulas for Urinary problems…, and Ointments with ‘Secret’ vitamins for cataracts…a ‘Secret’ hidden Vitamin you could ‘buy now’ which will 1) Help you lose weight, for good. 2) or, Make you feel young again or 3) Re-energize your brain…It seems to me the Age of Hucksterism has returned to our land in full strength (Biglie!)….now that many ‘Secrets’ are being inexpensively exploited.
- There a several articles out there saying they can tell you (if you hit the Paywall) whether or not you can retire on a Million and a Half dollars – and make it to the end. “Sacre Bleu” (I don’t want to curse) Only Million and a Half dollars? And people don’t think that is enough? …I better take one of those jobs where you sit around and make over $740 a day while I figure out how to make it to the end.
- I heard & saw a man on a ‘Reel’ say that the sudden upsurge in Tornado’s in the United States is caused by all the roundabouts having been built in our road systems. He has garnered thousands of views. I hope he does not run for President.
MATHUZALA does not SPEAK. As you might know, our Resident Rodent Guest Columnist has gone missing these past few weeks. Perhaps the worst has happened. Perhaps, worse than that his movement to take control of NYC is already underway and he is hiding out in a subway tunnel somewhere. ( Readers have informed us they think MATHUZALA is not a Rat; but a Gerbil. We know him, in fact, to be a large Rat – and his appearance has been altered by several experiments conducted on him at the Rockefeller Institute before he escaped.For more on this go out and buy several copies of “THE RAT PAPERS” (sold at Amazon or Barnes & Noble – through your phone or computer)
There are no “Notes From Tuscany” today due to our being Stateside. We are seeking a long term visa so we can stay there until the end.
- “Day dong da ding-dong/A-lang-da-lang-da-lang/Ah, woah, woah, bi/Ah bi-ba-do-da-dip, woah” -Sh-Boom, The Chords, 1954
- “Anything that is too stupid to be spoken can be sung” -Voltaire, late 1700’s
- “The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.” -Sarah Brown
That’s it for this week…and a fond “Hello” to Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.