You know how the papers have advice columns where people can write in and ask all kinds of questions? …Like: “Do I tell my husband his brother is making passes at me?”  Or, “I found Two Thousand Dollars in a wallet on my neighbors lawn.  What should I do with the money?”…Well, we’ve decided to create our own column: ASK GOOFO!  See below:

  • Dear GOOFO:  “I have been reading the vaccines I’ve taken over my lifetime may be causing me harm.  Are the De-Vaccination products, the ones you get through the mail and use by self-injection — are they safe? Signed – ‘Worried’

Dear Worried,  Are you nuts?  Stop looking at RFK Jr’s Blog.  Also, stop watching FOX Entertainment.

  • Dear GOOFO:  “Is it true the Tax cuts for the rich will benefit me even if I’m not rich? Signed -‘Working Class Person’

Dear Working Class Person,  Are you nuts?  Tax cuts and, or their extensions will benefit the rich only.  There is no such thing as ‘Trickle Down” in money. Eventually with the tax cuts the economy will fail and the Rich will take their money Off-shore…in Euros, Juan, Rubles & Bitcoins; but you probably will vote again for the man responsible for this whose name will not be mentioned in this blog.  There is no hope for you.

  • Dear GOOFO:  Why not take over the Panama Canal?  Where is it anyway?  And why not buy Greenland, even if it is “Not for sale!”? Everything is for sale.  And as for Canada… (-this letter went on and on eventually signed by)  – “ONE Who Has Read No History”

Dear One Who Has Read No History,  Are you Nuts?  It is possible that grabbings of The Panama Canal and Greenland could lead to World War Three and maybe even World War Four.

(We will see how this column is received before we decide to continue in this vein… Feel free to submit your own questions to GOOFO)

Some Quotes from others:

  • “Ive Always Been Crazy, But It’s Kept Me From Going Insane” – Song, Waylon Jennings,198I
  • I’ve heard of many tragic cases of walking, talking normal children who wound up with profound mental disorders after vaccines.” – Rand Paul
  • “There is no vaccine against stupidity.”  – Albert Einstein
  • “We have completely eradicated smallpox; we have almost eradicated polio.  That’s the miracle of vaccines, which is even greater than that of antibiotics.” – Bill Gates
  • “There’s no vaccine that is, you know, safe and effective.” – RFK Jr.

And a fond “Hello” to Adam, wherever you are…

 

 

 

 

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