“AN EGG IN EVERY POT!” …IS TODAY’S BEST POSSIBLE POLITICAL PROMISE
I have noticed the people in the White House seem to be having a great time of it. …And I got to thinking; maybe I have it wrong – and should change my attitude. So below, I will try to come up with the kind of thinking, I think they come up with.
- We could sell Texas back to the Mexicans and with the profits we could buy Greenland and take the minerals. We could sell Alaska back to the Russians and with the profits we could build hotels on that Gaza beach and Jared could supervise this for a reasonable piece of the action and then we should sue Spain for not revealing when we bought Florida that it was full of swamps and snakes and hurricanes and with the winnings we could send troops into Canada and pay their citizens a million dollars each to vote to join the U.S. as a State… With the money we make from the minerals in the New Russian Ukraine we could afford a third deep tax cut for the wealthy…and don’t forget all the money we are about to make from all the tariffs we are putting on the foreigners.
- Over half the American people are depressed because of the ‘Political Situation’ and we could have the President create a pill (financially backed by one of his crypto companies) and he could sell these “Trump-uppers” to 150 million depressed people and he could make a lot of money in a form of payback for all his sacrifices to the country. “Trump-uppers, Once a day, Everyday!” Would be a good ad. This drug could be priced competitively, at first, and would put the Mexican Fentanyl-pushing Gangs out of business and maybe they would go back across the river to where they belong.
- We will save billions, maybe trillions of dollars by eliminating not only school lunches but a lot of schools altogether. We do not need all this education, anyway…we are too smart for that. I heard we are the healthiest people in the history of the earth, so this money being spent on Medicare, Medicaid and Obamacare…all that money is going to be saved and will pay for even more tax cuts. And those farms that are ‘going under’ because of the money we are saving by eliminating foreign aid…we could set up corporations to buyout those deadbeat farmers on the cheap. (I have not yet figured out how to make money on this; but there must be a way. Maybe a ‘Triple Tax Write-off…something like that) . This is fun…trying to think like the President of Trump’s United States.
- Change the Caribbean Sea to The Mar A Lago Sea; and watch the AP go crazy with all their ‘Free Speech’ noise.
- Change the “North Pole” to the “American North Pole”. I hear they have a lot of minerals up there.
The mind reels. …Some quotes:
- “I have a secret plan to end the war.” -Either Richard Nixon, 1968 – or, Donald Trump, 2025
- “Read my lips; no new Taxes.” -George Bush, 1988
- “An Egg In Every Pot” -c.e. metzger, 2025
- “First they fascinate the fools. Then they muzzle the intelligent.” -Bertrand Russell
More next week…and a fond “Hello” to Tom from Ireland, George from Germany and Gordon from England.
(Were the Dear Reader to have any money making ideas for our President, do not hesitate to send them along in the Comment section.)
