We had a special food fair in our piazza this weekend. Above, you can see the nice offering from the Parmesan guy. A wheel of this cheese weighs about 72 pounds. I bought the 4 slices seen on the upper left. Eat your heart out.
I have some ideas which could help the current Presidency, or, at least make him more money:
- We could change the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America. Why not? It’s really ours and it would be good for business. Have you noticed the Canadian Border slopes downward to get to the lake? There is something wrong with that.
- You know how we built the Panama Canal – and it really should be ours? Well, after WW11 we spent a lot of money repairing Europe with the Marshall Plan…and the Europeans have never paid us back and are ‘screwing’ us…so, we should demand repayment for all the roads we built for them…maybe ‘Privatize’ them…put tollbooths on them…
- Since the Tariffs are really ‘Money Makers’ …and bring nothing but wealth to our land, I say we put tariffs on all salaries and help pay off the debt that the Biden Administration saddled us with. We can forget about the deficits and move on.
- I was going to suggest we let our children go to work, teach them something about the stuff of life, but I see DeSantis beat me to the punch with a proposal to let children pick the crops. Maybe we could make this a national thing – now that all our immigrants have chosen to go to foreign prisons..
- Wait a minute. Back up. More on Tariffs. I say we add Tariffs on all foreign countries’ imports, Hugely…and then back off on some of them…and tell everybody Foreigners are screwing us and we’ll “make them pay”…and then claim we made trade deals with many big countries and then say things might get worse for a while but they will get great again…greater again. Forget this. My Editor tells me the Administration has already done this.
This is fun. And I have not yet revealed how we get healthier and richer by polluting more…and how less schooling is better for the nation. The list is endless.
Quote: “It’s like in golf… A lot of people – I don’t want this to sound trivial – but a lot of people are switching to these really long putters, very unattractive…it’s weird. You see these great players with these really long putters, because they can’t sink three-footers anymore. And, I hate it. I am a traditionalist. I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist.” -Donald J Trump
That’s it for the week…and “Hello” to Steve…wherever you are.
Keep on trucking Dude ….Vinnie from Georgetown crew!
Yo! Vinnie, How on earth are you? …