Below are some recently released ‘Follow-up’ questions asked and answered by our presidential ArtOfficial Unintelligence (AU) program.
First Reporter: …”I saw a film clip of you on the Golf Course the other day…you swung and missed the ball with your driver. Did you count that as a stroke? …and I saw the estimate of a $300 million cost to the American people this year to get you to and from your courses…Do you think the American people should pay for all this exorbitant recreational activity?”
Artofficial Unintelligent Answer: “I did not have a stroke and anyone who says that is a traitor like Rosie ODonnel is a traitor and is not good for America. And I did not miss the ball with my driver …it was a practice swing and I picked up the ball off the tee and put it 250 yards down the fairway where it belonged. Belonging is a good thing you know like real sugar belongs in Coke and the name the Redskins belongs on the stadium. But yours was a nasty question…and I don’t know what ‘Exormatant Activity’ is or what it means and whoever you are with will never be allowed in my presence again.”
Second Reporter: …”We see there is little to no inflation – as reported by the Government. Can you explain why the cost of sneakers for Kids has gone up 44% in the past few months? Beef, Coffee, electricity all gone up as well. Does this have anything to do with Tariffs?”
Artoffocial Unintelligent Answer: “How many sneakers does a kid need, anyway? …what was the second part of the question? oh yes…Tariffs. I know more about tariffs than anyone, including the Head of the Reserve, What’s his name?…We are making a lot of money with these tariffs and we are being screwed much less than we were under Biden and Obama…who was not an American…did you know that?…but it is a good question, the sneaker question…better than the one about the ‘Epstein Hoax’ which many traitors and Biden supporters are spreading through the “Lying Press” …what was your question again?”
Third Reporter: “”Moving on, Mr. President…About the release of the Epstein…”…(Pzzt, Crackle, mufti)..??
Artificial Unintelligent Answer: (Pzzt.crackle,pop…) “Person, Man, Woman, and whatever the 4th was,…Dear Mr. Japan”…(Crackle, pizza..) “Thank your your attention to this matter…Laptop…Hoax”…(Pzzt, crackle)
Ed. Note: We apologize, something went wrong, or has been compromised with our new Art0fficial Unintelligence program…we hope it will be fixed by next week.
