“HOW HIGH IS THE WATER, MAMA?” -J. Cash …old song

NOTEFLIX Production Quiz #4: After reading the posting below, can you make any sense of the photo  above?  (Answer at bottom)


  • GAIN-OF-FUNCTION:  Last week, I heard a Senator ask a Pandemic expert several questions in a Hearing.  And in those questions he kept referring to GAIN-OF-FUNCTION (GoF)…I had no idea what he was talking about and I suspected neither did he.  Here is what the Googler says it is: “GAIN-OF-FUNCTION” is the euphemism for biological research aimed at increasing the virulence and lethality of pathogens and viruses…Ostensibly, GoF research is conducted for biodefense purposes.(Rumors have it GoF is sometimes used for bio-offense.)  Whatever GoF means to the Senator, his conclusion is: 1) He will not wear a mask – and 2) Perhaps some people in our scientific community shared information with the Chinese and helped spread Covid-19.  The Pandemic Expert disagreed with the Senator’s conclusion. As for the Senator, I have coined a new phrase: Loss of Function. Maybe you know of whom I speak. Maybe it will go viral.
  • UAPs:  These are Unidentified Aerial Phenomena.  Do not be fooled. We are giving UFOs a new name because people think people who believe in UFOs are a little nuts…but the new name of “UAPs” might carry more weight and not have the crazy baggage of the old Initials referring to the same thing.  Watch the news this week:  Our government is going to release its findings on recent and not so recent “Unidentified” observations.  I have a theory about this and I might as well get it out now.  After looking at some videos of these UAPs, I noticed they look just like my computer cursor…floating over the horizon, stopping and starting in movements just like my cursor does…and the UAP can shape shift just like my cursor does when it goes to certain realms of my screen.  What I am suspecting is:  These UAPs are nothing more than a cursor being directed from another dimension, peering in our three dimensional world watching us and sucking up huge amounts of information.  Not from another Galaxy as other non-thinking theorists are thinking. If I am right: Religions will topple. Nations will crumble. There will be changes of a biglie magnitude. So this could be a big story.
  • MEME STOCKS:  First, you have to know what a MEME is: …”an image, video, piece of text, etc., that is copied and spread rapidly by internet users, often with slight variations.”   Now that you have that under your belt here is the definition to MEME STOCKS “A MEME STOCK is a stock that has gone viral online, drawing the attention of retail investors. (‘retail’ meaning ‘Amateur’) MEME STOCKS have become increasingly popular with the new, young, risk prone investor. I was on ‘Wall Street’ for 30 years and learned very little; but I did learn enough to know this: Even if you understand what a MEME is, you should stay away from MEME STOCKS. Better you should invest in a UAP, if you can find the vehicle.

HOP-SCOTCHING THE WORLD FOR HEADLINES: (Below, are a few ‘Teaser’ headlines which caught my attention, but not enough interest to pay the $120 subscription fee to enable me to read the articles in full.)

  • “Bride Marries Wedding Guest After Groom Goes Missing.” -Newsweek,
  • “Where the Wealthy Live”.  I would like to know this so I know where I want to go after I win the Lotto.
  • “Food To Fight BellyFat”.  I wonder if Cheese/Bean Burritos are on the list.
  • “Emma Stone says…’accepting the Oscar from Leonardo DiCaprio was the most surreal experience of my life.’…Pre-teen crush”.   I would like to know how this could be:  1) a thousand word article, and 2) an enticer to get someone to subscribe for $120.  If it is a money draw, than all is explained as to why my own money schemes never worked.
  • “How To Spot A Narcissist On A First Date”   What I want to know is: Do you want to date a narcissist? or not?  Almost 50% of Americans want a Narcissist for President.   Here’s an article I would pay for:  “Why Do We Vote For Narcissists?”
  • “Could Fungi Spark The World’s Next…?”  I’d like to know what the world’s ‘Next’ is – and if any of you readers out there know what it is, please respond to me in the ‘Comment Section’.  I suspect the worst, because I never liked fungi.

What I have noticed over the past few weeks is:  All the articles about the important things have boring Headlines – but you can read the entire article for Free:

  • “Covid Numbers Going Down”
  • “World’s Largest Iceberg In History Breaks Off Into Ocean”
  • “World Hotter Than Ever”
  • “Markets Soar, Inflation Threatens”
  • “World’s Population Decreases For First Time”
  • “California Wildfires Start Up Again.”

Bore, Bore, Bore compared to Emma’s crush, Threatening mushrooms, Identifying narcissists, and Worrying about a missing groom.  (Should be a movie there.  Perhaps a ‘Murder/Romcom’)

I have run out of my word allotment – and I have so much more to wonder about…


But now, at last, something from our Guest Columnist MATHUZALA:


  • “Our own studies show:  Even though the totals are going down, the Humans are still reproducing in big numbers.  But the product is more and more defective; due, in part,  to trace levels of arsenic, pesticides and flame retardant in their Breast milk, and Urine. We do not have the answer to why the Humans are incapable of dealing with their major problems – but we no longer care.  We will take charge.”

(-Ed. Note: We will cut short Mathuzala’s article, in hopes of protecting him from being banned by the “Platform Police”.  We want to respect his right to Freedom of Speech, perhaps he will calm down by next week. If you want to know more about MATHUZALA and his crew, go to Amazon or Barnes & Noble and buy: “THE RAT PAPERS”.

And now a few salient quotes, or failing salience – a few quotes I came across lsat week which I think are just good for good’s sake.:

  • “People who believe in absurdities will eventually commit atrocities.” -Voltaire, French thinker.
  • “Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much.” -Oscar Wilde, English thinker
  • “If you are going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty.'” -Marilyn Monroe, American thinker

Take care out there and Goodnight Bogie, wherever you are.

Answer to above quiz: You are right if you see our Stuffed Animal Kingdom has been invaded by a UAP (The Blue cursor looking thing). More on this will be revealed by this week’s government report on this subject.





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