GRACIOUS IN VICTORY…I WILL BE!

Now that I am about to win, I thought I’d tell you what I am going to do to you…make that: “For you”.

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HI! It has occurred to me: Nero fiddled while Rome was burning – and now WE are fiddling while the U.S. is burning.  Usually, I try to fill this blog with notes about almost anything; but today I cannot get away from the ‘Political  Situation’ …so, in keeping with the times…Here are some of the things I would do in my first Hour of the Presidency…

• I will demand Texas secede from our Union. I will start building a ‘Wall”  on the northern Texas border immediately – to prevent Texans from crossing and bringing caravans of crime waves and poisoning our blood and minds. I would, however, allow all the Texan Cat Ladies to escape & go into our Country with full citizenship rights.…along with ‘Pro-Choicers’ of all genders.…but they must do it within my first three days…if they want to stay with their anti-woke, gun tot’n partners, that is on them and so be it.
• I would negate all the ‘Buy Back’ transactions on Wall Street over the past 4 years and apply the monies to those who received sub-living standard low wages and take the leftovers and apply them to setting up a not-for profit prison system for corporate evil-doers….maybe I’d claim Eminent Domain on Mar-a- Lago and turn it into a showcase prison for what I have in mind.
• I would re-invigorate the libel laws and define saying to the media things like “The People from Haiti are eating cats”…would be subject to fines & imprisonment….such falsifiers would be issued the harshest of penalties and might even have to share a cell with JD Vance for up to twelve months.
• I would declare ‘Freedom of Speech” does not include: Lying, Libeling, and Fomenting…those sorts of things. If people want to talk like that, they can get a  free one way ticket to Texas, or maybe Florida, too, if that is still a State.
• I would put term limits on Supreme Court Justices – and throw out the ones who have violated the ethics standards suggested for the Court. Maybe I’d throw them in jail…at least the ones who voted down the Wade thing and voted up the ‘Immunity for any and all acts of the President’…Maybe I’d seek revenge on any Justices on the Court who voted for “Corporations are People, too” and throw them in Mar-a- Lago even though it’s going to get so crowded I will have to remove the ‘Back Nine’ for more cell & hammock space.

OOOPS, It would have exhausted more than an hour to do all that. I’d take a lunch break, get jacked up on Mountain Dew, come back to the Oval Office and address the: Getting rid of guns, The Corporate pollution problems, The removal of ‘Book Bannings’ – if I were not shot dead by then, I’d call it a day and come in the next morning refreshed for Day Two…

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Some Quotes:

• “All censorships exist to prevent anyone from challenging current conceptions and existing institutions.  Consequently, the first condition of progress is the removal of censorship.”-George Bernard Shaw.
• “I hate it that Americans are taught to fear some books and some ideas as though they were diseases.” -Kurt Vonnegut
• “War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.” – George Orwell (…Remind you of anyone?…especially the ignorance part)
• “Freedom’s just another word for nothing else to lose. Nothin ain’t worth nothin; but it’s free.” -Kris Kristofferson

Thank you for your time, until next time…and a fond “Hello” to Kris, wherever you are.

C. E. Metzger

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