GOOFO IS BACK!

We have received many questions from concerned readers… addressed to GOOFO, and have begged him to respond.  See samples below:

• Dear GOOFO, I am having trouble sleeping lately. I watch the news about six hours a day and can’t stop thinking about all the bad things that are happening because we are making America great again.  I know there is nothing I can do about any of it…and that all the Congress people only listen to the Big Money Interests, so there is no point in writing to them. I also know that Facebook and Amazon know I need their platforms in order to get through the day…so they hold better cards than I. I am shocked the violent criminals of ‘Jan 6’ are free and back on the ‘Streets’.  I am upset that The Department of Defense is being run by a man who is less qualified than I am, and if I were not kept awake at night with worries about the Justice Department Firings and Avian Flu and the shutdown of the CDC website…that, that alone would keep me up.  I liked the Bishop’s speech at the National Cathedral the other night – but I think the Republican’s reactions to it was very unChristian and makes me wonder about whether American Christianity will become Great Again…I liked it when I did not have to think that Greenland, Panama, Columbia,  and such were ‘Trouble Spots’. I am worried that Europe will stop liking us.  That the rest of the world will stop respecting or trusting our ‘Word’…I am worried we will truly be isolated in this world…isolated and unwanted.  I fear our ‘Free Press’ is full of fear these days and owned by Big Money, and all that that means.  I did not vote on the price of eggs issue; but I’m hearing over $9 a dozen in some parts ($13 can it be?)…and is it because of Avian Flu?  But we are not allowed to talk about Avian Flu.  But is it possible we can Recall the President because of the price of eggs?   Questions like this keep me up at night.  And can we protect Mount Rushmore, or is it too late?  What can I do? -(Signed), Worried

Dear Worried,  Get a grip.  The worst is yet to come.  Only 6 hours a day?  You have not mentioned: the Bitcoin scams, the AI Mega-Maga Corruptions, the cutting back of Infrastructure spending, the On and On.  Of course, you do not have the advantage I have of sleeping in a tree all day, but then again they might cut down my tree and replace it with an oil rig…so, I worry too.

Dear GOOFO,  I think my Husband Voted for “xxx” (Name Redacted) because I found a MAGA hat and one of those Mug shot t-shirts in his glove compartment…also, he watches FOX Entertainment while he is in the basement drinking beer and watching wrestling and other sports (about 6 hours a day) I want to ask him who he voted for; but I’m afraid of what the truth might be.  What should I do?  -(Signed), Curious

Dear Curious, We do not have enough information.  1) Did you sign a ‘Pre-nup?  2) Is there a gun in the glove compartment, as well?  3) Who does he like in the Super Bowl?

A quote:

“…Dreams and schemes and circus crowds/I’ve looked at life that way./But now old friends are acting strange/They shake their heads, they say I’ve changed/Something’s lost, but something’s gained/In living every day/
I’ve looked at life from both sides now/From win and lose, and still somehow/It’s life’s illusions I recall/I really don’t know life at all.” -Joni Mitchell

Goodnight to Michael, wherever you are…

C. E. Metzger

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