A lot of people I talk to say they don’t know how the good guys are going to win…they are getting near despair. Here are a few suggestions:
- Somebody should create a “NOBLE” PEACE PRIZE…and give it to ‘You Know Who”. He, most likely, won’t know it’s not the NOBEL and will put the trophy on the Resolute Desk…especially if it has a golden-like sheen, and will stop it with all his ending of the wars he’s ended and maybe get back to tending the turf on his fairways…something his ground crew knows something about.
- Somebody should create the phrase ” “I’m Havin Gaven’ (Or, ‘We’re Havin Gavin’) and create & sell merch, accordingly.
- Somebody should create a contest for a prize for the best anti-‘You Know Who’ slogan, like: ‘Dump Trump’, or ‘Put the Trumpster in the Dumpster,’ create merch & sell…and then nominate the winner for the Nobel Peace Prize.
- Somebody, many somebodies, should get down on their knees and pray really hard that the Good Lord above loves the 47th President so much (Even almost as much as the 47th loves himself) that He/She selfishly takes him into Her/His bosom, soonest…for the 47th’s Eternal Reward. Maybe even take him bodily like some other saints went. That would be a Peace Prize within itself.
- Somebody should create a Class Action Suit against the 47th President for: Reckless Endangerment… for Disturbing the Peace, for Libel, …maybe several somebodies should create several suits and compete with the Defendants own besmirching lawsuits…Fight suits with suits, we say (it is estimated he has filed over 3,500 suits himself)…Maybe get the Universities and Big Law Firms to join the action.
- Somebody ought to ask the 47th (Not his Press Secretary): “What is your definition of a Tariff?…and does it cost us, the People, anything?” Or “Why haven’t you paid Jean Caroll the money you owe her? The hundred million, or so.” Or, “Did you ever pay the crew that came up from Pennsylvania and knocked down Berdorf’s in the dark of night – against the law…so you could build Trump Tower?” Or, “Is Melania safe from ICE? She being foreign born and over here illegally and all.” Or, “What did you say to Putin in Alaska? He seemed so happy.”” …questions like those.
Don’t stand pat; take another card…
and a “Hello” to Benoit, wherever you are…
