Our Staff would like me to suggest if the reader were an Anti-Woke, pro-Right Winging Conspiracy Theory Believer and a ‘You Know Who’ Supporter – that he/she might not want to waste her/his time reading this post. I’m thinking of firing my staff because I believe in the hope that serious discussion between dispirit parties can lead to happy resolution. Therefor, I submit the following to all…
In the past few months there have been rumors: I heard they (Haitians) were eating cats in Ohio. And there is the one that our President has settled six to ten wars in his effort to grab the Nobel Peace Prize…But the rumor which seems to persist is the 47th has a smell, or personal odor problem. I heard Meloni even moved away from him at the table the other day – and rolled her eyes in disgust. I have been hearing about this ‘Smell Problem’ for so many weeks there must be something to it…like the Russian Hoax and Epstein rumors which won’t go away. My guess is the 47th cannot smell himself, otherwise he would not appear with other Heads of State in such an unpleasant manner. (Apparently, the ‘Trump Empire After Shave” – only $23.50 – is not sufficient to do the job required.) I have also heard the fact – not a rumor, mind you – that if you were to lose your sense of smell you would only have five years left to live. It is important for us to find out when it was he lost his sense of being able to at least smell hisself. I have Googled as much as I can on this subject and I conclude he lost his ability to smell hisself at least 2 years ago. That would mean his life expectancy comes to somewhere in 2028…which would suggest he will not be our next President. (…This coincides with the Vegas betting odds against his winning at 3,000 to 1) …I wonder what after shave Vance, or Miller, or Vought wear – and if it works. I hope not.
- I see my staff just quit.
Good Night and Good Luck…and a “Hello” to William, if you have read this far…
