- It took me a while, but I finally figured out the MAGA movement: We are making America Great Again by altering America’s past. No Slaves, no problem. No slaughtering of the American Indians (see: Battle of Wounded Knee), no problems. No polluting the air and waters – no problems.
- Question: You know the old bromide: “Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.” Well, if you were to read the ‘New’ History of the U.S., the one without slaves, the one without the murdering of Indians and the polluting of the earth…Since all that stuff was never there – is there anything ‘Bad’ you have to repeat? Or, is it all good from here on?
- I have a money making idea for the President: He could sell “Pre-Pardons” Pay now, do the crime later and all is forgiven ahead of time. …For millions of dollars… maybe millions of Pre-Pardons. You do the math. He could sell them for real dollars, and not bother taking in Bitcoins – which are a scam…and he could pre-pardon his own bit-coin scams. (…but he could do that for free because the Supreme Court says nothing he does is illegal – something like that – so he does not have to “Pre-Pardon” himself. It is more complicated than it first seems. Anyway, this is a multi-million dollar idea and I want 10%)
- Quiz question: Who said: “Show me the man and I’ll find the crime.” A) Pam Bondi, famous Attorney General B) Dick Tracy, famous detective C) Lav Beria, Famous head of Soviet Secret Police under Stalin, Famous Russian leader, adored by Putin, famous pal of you know who. (Correct answer: #’s A&C…Mr. Tracy did not say anything, he was a cartoon character, even though the #’s A&C are also cartoon characters, but they could talk…it is more complicated than it seems.)
- Quiz: Who said: “No Facts, No Problem” A) ____(fill in the blank)
Buon Giorno to Maria
